Yankee Locker Room Hi-Jinks...

From no less a source than the eminent Joe Torre, from his book, "The Yankee Years."  As has been well established, Clemens liked other attention to his undercarriage and things stuck in his backside.  Clemens also liked to train with Game 3 Yankees starter Andy Pettitte *ALL OFF SEASON AT CLEMENS'S HOUSE* in Texas.  Someone's got to invite Pettitte to Old City and paint the night pink!